Vale Moley

Moley d’Anger Cyrus 1964 – 2017 Dear family and friends, I am writing to let you know that Paul, my partner and possible father of my child, will be undergoing major surgery tomorrow afternoon. At 3.15pm, his lifelong companion and parasite, Moley, will be involuntarily euthanased. This terrible circumstance has come to pass as Paul […]

The Scarlet Pimpernel

When I was 15 I grew a terrible pimple on my nose. It was everything an awkward teenage girl didn’t want in the centre of her face. It was BIG, wide, red, angry and tenacious. Another one grew near it. Not quite as prominent as the last, but still noticeable. Then something terrible happened. The Gods […]