Moley d’Anger Cyrus
1964 – 2017
Dear family and friends,
I am writing to let you know that Paul, my partner and possible father of my child, will be undergoing major surgery tomorrow afternoon.
At 3.15pm, his lifelong companion and parasite, Moley, will be involuntarily euthanased.
This terrible circumstance has come to pass as Paul can no longer sit down, due to Moley’s location and bulbousness.
Let’s celebrate not a life cut short, but a life completed.
A nervous and sensitive man, Moley d’Anger Cyrus was an author, playwright and translator whose stoically restrained memoir of the Chinese Cultural Revolution remains one of the most revered works about that period. He established a charitable foundation to further his interests in music and visual arts.
He is survived by his loving partner Trevor.
No flowers please, just cash donations. A small memorial service will be held next week – please email email@example.com if you wish to attend and any dietary requirements.
Please send your love and prayers to Paul for a speedy recovery.
Moley says goodbye Pat. You know who you are.
Fly Moley fly. Be with the angels.