Friday was a busy day. Opened my birthday presents in the morning and had a baby in the afternoon.
Father is resting peacefully and deriving comfort from icepacks and hydrogel breast discs on his grazed nipples.
Obstetrician and ward staff are seeking compensation for perforated eardrums.
Baby – Holly Nina Hines – is of middling height and weight. May she be kind and cheerful and achieve a PhD in happiness.
Rest of the weekend was uneventful, though I did see a pancake that (in the dark) looked like a slice of ham.