Dennis is my imaginary  sausage dog. Brilliant, precocious, ill-tempered and loveable he will occasionally be guest blogging under ‘Paws for Thought’.

Dennis is also a life coach and agony uncle. He will happily answer any questions you may have on love, life and sausages, so please direct all enquiries to: denniswongbert@gmail.com

Following is a short introduction on the boy wonder. Here is also a snap shot of a day in the life of Dennis.

Full name: Dennis Galen Wongbert

Chinese name: Deng Xiao Wongbert

Occupation: Single mother, wellness coach, agony uncle, freelance exorcist, feng shui consultant

Favourite food: Sausages, Coke, refried beans

Favourite politician: Penny Wong(bert), Vladimir Pootin

Likes: Scabs, poo forensics, yodelling, One Direction, mathematics, violin, cuddling, colouring pencils, singing ‘happy birthday’, ants, feng shui, talking through a vacuum cleaner pipe