Dennis is my
imaginary sausage dog. Brilliant, precocious, ill-tempered and loveable he will occasionally be guest blogging under ‘Paws for Thought’.
Dennis is also a life coach and agony uncle. He will happily answer any questions you may have on love, life and sausages, so please direct all enquiries to: email@example.com
Full name: Dennis Galen Wongbert
Chinese name: Deng Xiao Wongbert
Occupation: Feng shui consultant
Favourite food: Sausages, Coke, refried beans
Favourite politician: Penny Wong(bert), Vladimir Pootin
Likes: Scabs, yodelling, One Direction, mathematics.