I fancy that I could be a foot model. Not a legs-up-to-the-eyeballs type with pert porcelain feet and polished toenails enclosed in stilettos. Ho ho, no. Rather, I could be a cracked foot model. My heels have always been dry and unsightly: think the Gobi desert, turtle skin or pterodactyl trotter. Whenever I’ve had a pedicure and […]